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Sarah Beth Timmons

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A bluebird and a cardinal walk into a bar...
Look my dudes. Cops aren’t nice. They don’t have the best intentions and they certainly don’t seem to care about the people they’re supposed to be protecting. The cool part about the American government is that we CAN restart
*Fun fact - Cardinal poop is among the best smelling animal poops. Also, the oldest wild cardinal lived to be 15 years and 9 months. *not a fact
Welp. @benziedesign just helped me up my patch game. I make these to order, so each one is unique. I never quite know where I’m headed but I’m sort of obsessed with the colors of this batch 😍😍😍
With @thecottonfloozy’s permission, I’m making my own version of her cute poopie birds. I’m very excited.
Thanks for being my best friend from the beginning. I’m happy to report that I’m still rocking this hairdo but dad’s got a little more grey these days.
Close up and personal. I’m making a few smaller embroideries that I’ll put up for sale in the next few weeks. This first one is a ding dang peony party.
Devil’s in the details. Should I put the finished version of this embroidery up for sale? I always forget to do that...
Oh hey, did you hear that Britney Spears actually wrote Harry Potter? That’s what I heard. I’m thinking we might need a “suck my badger sack” postcard addressed to Rowling’s editor...
We need some defense against JK’s TERF-y shit talk. I’m all for cancelling her sorry, bigoted ass but I’m not going to stop loving these books. The Harry Potter world has and always will be my safe place. I can’t imagine that
My website has been updated! The Black Lives Matter pattern is up as well as new stickers and a new postcard/sticker pack. Thanks friends!
Everybody is Somebody’s Somebody. Thanks @courtneymelba for being my muse for this one. 💚
I’ve got some new stickers coming!! On Friday morning at 9 am (my time that is, MST) I’ll be dropping new stickers and my newest pattern into my shop. I didn’t order very many so supplies are a little limited. Thanks for supporting
This is this month’s pattern. If you’re one of my subscribers, you’ll get it in your email as soon as I get it written. If you’re not, you can purchase it on my website on June 12. 50% of all the sales will go to @blklivesmatt
I’m make new stickers. Trump is a weenie. We all know it.
#nojusticenopeace #prosecutethepolice
Hey. Donny... I seriously fucking hate you. Please. Please. Please. Shut the fuck up.
Do you have an excess of stamps that need to go on some mail? Do you have a best friend that you like to call a chode? A douche perhaps? Well have I got the cards for you! Here’s just a small selection of what you can find on my website (sarahb
Normally I carefully plan the colors in my designs before I even start sewing. Not with this guy. This guy has just been all guts and guesses. It’s been a good chance to experiment with a new palette and stretch my brain a little. In other news

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